Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Grinding at Highschool Dances

Let's talk about a really not classy thing. Grinding, or as some call it freaking. I'm just going to say it. It's not very classy. Honestly, that causes some serious STD (sweaty thigh discomfort). There is only one way to cause this STD, and thats LFDD (Learn Funky Dancing...Dawg). Now I know that cette freaking is what all the cool kids do and its hip and sexual and whatever, but you have to just stuff your teenage hormones down your pants and bare through it. I am tired of seeing these girl on girl grind chains and windows at the highschool gym fogging up. That's not just any kind of water vapor. That is sweat vapor that was on somebody. Basically your breathing in crotch sweat.

I don't see why it would be intreging forgirls anyway. The guys just kind of sway there where your down on the floor doing all the work. then you get home and your wet in somebodie's sweat with aching thighs that are defs suffering from a bad case of STD, and you're teachers were watching you.

Not classy guys. Not classy.

No comments: